Friday, October 31, 2008
Tie your heart at night to mine, love,
and both will defeat the darkness
like twin drums beating in the forest
against the heavy wall of wet leaves.
Night crossing: black coal of dream
that cuts the thread of earthly orbs
with the punctuality of a headlong train
that pulls cold stone and shadow endlessly.
Love, because of it, tie me to a purer movement,
to the grip on life that beats in your breast,
with the wings of a submerged swan,
So that our dream might reply
to the sky's questioning stars
with one key, one door closed to shadow.
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. then
I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack.
God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn't it rain on you?
Roses are red, Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you.
When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough
When I don't do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, he is busy,
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative,
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating,
When I make a mistake, I' am an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office, he's on business.
When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.
When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked
When I do good, my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, he never forgets
Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane.
There I saw you with our cute circular face,conical nose and spherical eyes,standing in your triangular garden.
Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.
My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me.
The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity.
I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.
You are as essential to me as an element to a set.
The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality.
My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10.
With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.
Monday, October 27, 2008
You remember two months ago I expressed my intention to resign?
I hereby tender my resignation.
This is the letter lo.
You know why I want to resign?
Since I work for you, I have no time to blog anymore.
When I don't have time to blog anymore, my readers hate me.
When my readers hate me, they don't visit my blog anymore.
When they don't visit my blog anymore, my hits drop.
When my hits drop, I become unhappy.
When I become unhappy, I will eat a lot.
When I eat a lot, I will get fat.
When I get fat, it will affect your company's image.
When your company's image affected, your business is no good.
When your business is no good, you become unhappy.
When you become unhappy, you eat a lot, like me.
When you eat a lot, I'm afraid you will become fat, like me.
You see, Boss, it's a vicious cycle. I did everything for your own good, because I care for you Boss.
So the conclusion is, I want to resign. Please let me go lar..
Life isn't about keeping score
It's not about how many friends you have or how accepted you are
Not about if you have plans this weekend or if you're alone
It isn't about whom you're dating, whom you used to date, how many people you've dated, or if you haven't been with anyone at all
It isn't about whom you have kissed. It's not about sex
It isn't about who your family is or how much money they have
Or what kind of car you drive. Or where you are sent to school
It's not about how beautiful or ugly you are
Or what clothes you wear, what shoes you have on, or what kind of music you listen to
It's not about if your hair is blonde, red, black, or brown or if your skin is too light or too dark
Not about what grades you get, how smart you are, how smart everybody else thinks you are, or how smart standardized tests say you are
It's not about what clubs you're in or how good you are at a sport. It's not about representing your whole being on a piece of paper and seeing who will accept you
Life just isn't about that
But, life is about who you love and who you hurt
It's about who you make happy or unhappy purposefully
It's about keeping or betraying trust
It's about friendship, used as a sanctity or a weapon
It's about what you say and mean, maybe hurtful, maybe heartening
About starting rumors and contributing to petty gossip
It's about what judgments you pass and why
It's about whom you've ignored with full control and intention
It's about jealousy, fear, ignorance, and revenge
It's about carrying inner hate
It's about having inner love, letting it grow, and spreading it
But most of all, it's about using your life to touch or poison other people's hearts in such a way that could have never occurred without you
BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT... ... LIFE IS FOR ALLAH SWT