Friday, October 31, 2008

18 Rules For Successfull In Life


















Tie Your Heart At Night To Mine, Love....

Tie your heart at night to mine, love,
and both will defeat the darkness
like twin drums beating in the forest
against the heavy wall of wet leaves.

Night crossing: black coal of dream
that cuts the thread of earthly orbs
with the punctuality of a headlong train
that pulls cold stone and shadow endlessly.

Love, because of it, tie me to a purer movement,
to the grip on life that beats in your breast,
with the wings of a submerged swan,

So that our dream might reply
to the sky's questioning stars
with one key, one door closed to shadow.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Poems Written By Husband To Wife

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.

I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. then

I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack.



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God saw me hungry, he created pizza .

He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .

He saw me in dark, he created light .

He saw me without problems, he created YOU.



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Twinkle Twinkle little star

You should know what you are

And once you know what you are

Mental hospital is not so far.



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The rain makes all things beautiful.

The grass and flowers too.

If rain makes all things beautiful

why doesn't it rain on you?



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Roses are red, Violets are blue

Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.

Don't feel so angry you will find me there too

Not in cage but laughing at you.

ME and MY BOSS






When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow,

When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough


When I don't do it, I am lazy,

When my boss does not do it, he is busy,


When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,

When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative,


When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,

When my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating,


When I make a mistake, I' am an idiot.

When my boss makes a mistake, he's only human.


When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.

When my boss is out of the office, he's on business.


When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.

When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.


When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview

When my boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked


When I do good, my boss never remembers,

When I do wrong, he never forgets

When A Math Teacher Writes A Love Letter

My Dear SweetHeart,


Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane.

There I saw you with our cute circular face,conical nose and spherical eyes,standing in your triangular garden.

Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.

My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me.

The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity.

I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.

You are as essential to me as an element to a set.

The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality.

My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10.

With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.

Monday, October 27, 2008

Year 3000












How To Write A Resignation Letter

Example 1

Dear Boss,

I resign.
Thank You

Ringo





Example 2

Dear Boss

You remember two months ago I expressed my intention to resign?
I hereby tender my resignation.
This is the letter lo.
Thank You.

Ringo





Example 3

Dear Boss

You know why I want to resign?
Since I work for you, I have no time to blog anymore.
When I don't have time to blog anymore, my readers hate me.
When my readers hate me, they don't visit my blog anymore.
When they don't visit my blog anymore, my hits drop.
When my hits drop, I become unhappy.
When I become unhappy, I will eat a lot.
When I eat a lot, I will get fat.
When I get fat, it will affect your company's image.
When your company's image affected, your business is no good.
When your business is no good, you become unhappy.
When you become unhappy, you eat a lot, like me.
When you eat a lot, I'm afraid you will become fat, like me.

You see, Boss, it's a vicious cycle. I did everything for your own good, because I care for you Boss.

So the conclusion is, I want to resign. Please let me go lar..

Your cheesily,
Ringo


What Life Is About

Life isn't about keeping score

It's not about how many friends you have or how accepted you are

Not about if you have plans this weekend or if you're alone

It isn't about whom you're dating, whom you used to date, how many people you've dated, or if you haven't been with anyone at all

It isn't about whom you have kissed. It's not about sex

It isn't about who your family is or how much money they have

Or what kind of car you drive. Or where you are sent to school

It's not about how beautiful or ugly you are

Or what clothes you wear, what shoes you have on, or what kind of music you listen to

It's not about if your hair is blonde, red, black, or brown or if your skin is too light or too dark

Not about what grades you get, how smart you are, how smart everybody else thinks you are, or how smart standardized tests say you are

It's not about what clubs you're in or how good you are at a sport. It's not about representing your whole being on a piece of paper and seeing who will accept you

Life just isn't about that


But, life is about who you love and who you hurt

It's about who you make happy or unhappy purposefully

It's about keeping or betraying trust

It's about friendship, used as a sanctity or a weapon

It's about what you say and mean, maybe hurtful, maybe heartening

About starting rumors and contributing to petty gossip

It's about what judgments you pass and why

It's about whom you've ignored with full control and intention

It's about jealousy, fear, ignorance, and revenge

It's about carrying inner hate

It's about having inner love, letting it grow, and spreading it

But most of all, it's about using your life to touch or poison other people's hearts in such a way that could have never occurred without you


BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT... ... LIFE IS FOR ALLAH SWT

Hi There...!

Well, my first time in blogging i guess..used to blog but it has been so long cant even remember when!
it's my sister's idea telling me try to blog..
hope we can share our thoughts yeah

cheers!
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