Monday, October 27, 2008

How To Write A Resignation Letter

Example 1

Dear Boss,

I resign.
Thank You


Example 2

Dear Boss

You remember two months ago I expressed my intention to resign?
I hereby tender my resignation.
This is the letter lo.
Thank You.


Example 3

Dear Boss

You know why I want to resign?
Since I work for you, I have no time to blog anymore.
When I don't have time to blog anymore, my readers hate me.
When my readers hate me, they don't visit my blog anymore.
When they don't visit my blog anymore, my hits drop.
When my hits drop, I become unhappy.
When I become unhappy, I will eat a lot.
When I eat a lot, I will get fat.
When I get fat, it will affect your company's image.
When your company's image affected, your business is no good.
When your business is no good, you become unhappy.
When you become unhappy, you eat a lot, like me.
When you eat a lot, I'm afraid you will become fat, like me.

You see, Boss, it's a vicious cycle. I did everything for your own good, because I care for you Boss.

So the conclusion is, I want to resign. Please let me go lar..

Your cheesily,

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